We apologize for the inconvenient format of the article. This article was submitted by a political journalist who received reliable proof concerning the existence of this planet and its alien race. Unfortunately, the article was deemed “unprintable” due to “government meddling”. In an attempt to spread truth to the public, the article was posted online on the New York Times website. It was, however, immediately removed.
When trying to repost the article, it was always taken down. Our team of computer technicians deemed this was due to a automatic word search scan. To get around this technical issue, we have convert the article into a series of images. That way, it will (hopefully) stay viral long enough for people to read about the amazing political structure that our corrupt political structure is hiding from us.